In the Bag: blinc Tube Mascara Is The Best

So when it comes to me Dolling for a night on the town, I rely on one of two things to compensate for this deficit: false eyelashes, and my glasses. That guys right, my two alternatives involve glue or optical light from the hand. Ingenious.

I do this because I have not had much luck with the mascara, and while I have not exhausted all makes and models, I came pretty close:

Great Lash - the old standard in the pink and green tube. It's as if I apply liquid shit to my face. Clump. City.